Q: Why do I have so much fruit in my fridge?
A: Seriously. I counted at least 10 different varieties. Strawberries, kiwi, grapes, pineapple, cantaloupe, lemon, orange, apples, applesauce, bananas....Give me some big earrings and a hat that could hold fruit, and I'll be your Chiquita banana lady.
Q: Are these dishes clean or dirty in the dishwasher?
A: Dirty
Q: When doing pig tails on my daughter's hair, why can the part never be in the middle?
A: I try dragging an imaginary line from her nose all the way back with my comb, in my mind, insuring that I will have two equally parted groups of hair with a straight part. This never happens. My daughter is just going to have to live lopsided.
Q: Why am I so freaking cold today?
A: Have no idea. I just want to go stay in my bed all day.
Q: What is the universal kid law that states when Kid A grabs a toy, Kid B immediately has to rush over and grab the toy from Kid A. And Kid B is bigger, and should know better.
A: I don't know the technical term, but some scientist seriously needs to spend some time in this area and find me some answers to reverse this cycle.
Q: Will I work out today?
A: Only time will tell.
Q: Seriously, what is up with my mouth?
A: I don't know, but now in addition to having achy teeth (It's like the bones actually hurt. Does that even happen to teeth?), I now have about 10 canker sores. TMI? I don't care! They are on my lips and even on my tongue! These mouth issues have got to stop. I am hoping by posting this that all my dentist friends who read my blog will come to my rescue. (By saying I have dentist friends who read this, I should say, I have no dentist friends).
If you have any real answers to these questions, do tell. :)
4 comments:
Hey I'm sort of a dentist friend! :P I'd have to say clenching or grinding for the soreness but no idea for the canker sores! And yummy fruit, I just did the dishes,and I exercised! No help with the pigtails or the Kid A and B thing LOL :)
Sorry about your mouth! That is lousy. Have you been to the dentist? I hate the dentist, but they might be able to actually tell you what's up.
I'm impressed w/ all your fruitness. We can never keep that many different fruits around because they end up spoiling before we get to them.
you actually could be eating too much fruit/citrus and giving yourself canker sores. no joke!
You're so freaking cold because the weather is so freaking wintery! Is it stress that is causing your canker sores? I'm so sorry for you. That would make me not want to work out.
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